If Guido is correct...

that the Conservatives are planning to have tax man snitches in everyone's bank accounts, Grex will start making plans to relocate.

If the Tories pull this stupid stunt many people - human behaviour being what it is - will start running as much of their business in cash as possible and using barter to obtain goods and services. Not that Grex thinks this is entirely a bad thing. The economy that surrounds our allotments is a model of unregulated social enterprise which knits the community together and means you rarely leave without something to plant or put in the pot.

But, along with the devastation of manufacturing under Labour, all this will do is help inch Britain back towards the status of a developing country.

The idea of a Conservative government is, surely, to keep your nose out of our affairs, cut government in size and scope and simplify the tax system and tax take so that we are content to pay our fair share rather being being bent over the table as we are at present by Labour.

Speaking of which THE TEETH! THE TEETH OMG THE TEETH!